Anti-Guru CFO Hotline

Brutally clear financial clarity — no BS, no dashboards, no wasted time.

For ecommerce operators drowning in noise: Fast, blunt, actionable guidance — exactly when you need it.

  • Direct answers to your toughest financial questions
  • 1–3 minute Loom or voice notes
  • 24-hour turnaround
  • Focus on cash flow, ads, inventory, margin

Pricing:

Starter: $99/month — 2 questions/week
Pro: $299/month — Unlimited questions
Premium: $500/month — Unlimited + 1 Zoom call/month

Choose your plan:

Starter
$99/month
2 questions/week
Subscribe to Starter
Pro
$299/month
Unlimited questions
Subscribe to Pro
Premium
$500/month
Unlimited + 1 Zoom call/month
Subscribe to Premium

About

I'm Jeff DeBolt, CPA and CEO of MuseMinded, where I work with ecommerce operators on accounting, strategy, and tax. I work with ecom operators every day and help them see past the noise to focus on what actually matters — cash, inventory, ad spend, and profit.

The Anti-Guru CFO Hotline exists because there's a mountain of information out there on how to be an 8-figure operator, mostly from the perspective of people with massive budgets and teams. Meanwhile, real operators are drowning in dashboards, "insights," and advice that doesn't fit their reality.

I want to help sellers cut through the noise and get quick, actionable answers to their actual questions. No frameworks. No courses. No 47-step processes. Just straight answers from someone who works in the trenches with ecommerce businesses every single day.

If you need someone to tell you the hard truths about your numbers and help you make better decisions faster, that's what this is for.

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